Samster

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gayonnaise
I’m enby and bi. I am attracted to people of all genders. I identify as bi because i am more comfortable with that label and it fits me. It doesn’t mean I have a preference, it doesn’t mean I exclude trans people from my sexuality (trans people have...
the-samster

I’m enby and bi. I am attracted to people of all genders. I identify as bi because i am more comfortable with that label and it fits me. It doesn’t mean I have a preference, it doesn’t mean I exclude trans people from my sexuality (trans people have always been included in bisexuality and to imply they don’t is hella transphobic), and it doesn’t mean that I only like two genders. If you identify as pan because you feel that label fits you then wonderful and I’m happy you have a label that you are comfortable with, but for Gods sake do not tell me how to identify. You are not me and you do not get to tell me which label fits me better.

monsterenergypunk
crunchbuttsteak

Capital classes: I wonder why “eat the rich” and guillotine jokes are so popular among millennials?

Also Capitalists:

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ventrue

good god

microtear

*doxxes my bosses if they ever say i should think along these lines*

smoochuu

“i cancelled my vacation plans i’d rather be at work” do_you_smoke_crack.jpg

the-samster

How to tell you have a shitty boss 101. Thank god my managers are cool af and actually care about their employees and don’t act like this.

angelkid69-deactivated20210705
cherribalm

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

disneysmermaids

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

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writing-prompt-s

Remember that everytime you get dressed, if you die that’s your ghost outfit forever. You just died and are about to meet your dad in the afterlife. His outfit is kinda… unusual. You have never seen him like that when he was alive. “Come here, son. I have got a tale to tell”

nerdyvocals

“People just didn’t come out as trans back in my day, son.” He-no, she told me. I looked down over her pale blue dress, her sleek black heels. I looked at her hair, blonde, braided down her back. Her makeup would make a 2017 Instagram guru proud.

“But, you grew up in a better time than I did. I hope…” she sighed, peering at me with pleading eyes, “I hope you can understand.”

I remembered coming home from school one day in my senior year. Mom told me dad had died. He’d been in Florida on business and he and a few work friends had been in a nightclub when it was shot up. Dad had died there.

I remembered reading about the Pulse shooting, but I never connected the dots. Until now, that is.

“Your mother…she was ashamed, I guess. Conservative, you know? I didn’t tell her, I couldn’t. She’d keep you away from me. I couldn’t lose you.”

“I’m not ashamed,” I croaked out. I turned my wrist over, showing her the rainbow inked into my skin. “She kicked me out when she found out about me. She was ashamed, I guess.”

She smiled at me, hugged me. “You know, I died in peace,” She whispered, “When I first started dressing up, there wasn’t a word for what I am. Or at least I didn’t know it back then. My buddies from work, they knew about me. They kept my secret. I was talking to someone at the bar and they called me a drag queen. But that didn’t feel right. I told them that. Trans, they said then. Transgender. That fit.”

truthsinwhispers
percjgraves

“Old people believe all that bullshit Fake News on their facebook home,” say I, a tumblr youth™, as I reblog an indignant social justice-flavoured post from mic dot com without fact checking. 

theladyscribe

BTW, mic dot com has multiple tumblrs and some of them are as follows:

  • micdotcom
  • the-future-now
  • the-movemnt
  • this-is-life-actually

And if you aren’t already aware, they are a shit company that uses its indignant social justice-flavored posts for clicks even as they do things like fire their four-months-pregnant Connections editor the week after her wedding, without warning. AFTER RUNNING A STORY ABOUT HOW THE USA NEEDS BETTER MATERNITY LEAVE/PROTECTIONS.

This, after they DID NOT fire the guy who lied about a death in his family so he could go build a treehouse and blog about it.

Also 99% of their ~top notch news~ is Huffington Post-style aggregation and NOT original reporting.

SO. Side-eye anything and everything you see by them, because there’s a good chance it’s just clickbait.

givemeyourtired

Thanks for putting out their other blogs, I’ve seen the eye-rolling shit from the-movement already.

manonfireforchrist

Don’t forget blatant misinformation they put out

w32petrichor

The founder is also former Goldman Sachs.

notyourplayground

*AIR HORN NOISES*

There’s never a bad time to re-up this post, but today Mic has been Mic’ing around in spectactular fashion.

Today, the founder just laid off half the editorial staff, including the only woman reporter of color in the newsroom.

- Mic is laying off staff as it pivots to video

- Mic Lays Off Dozens Just Weeks After Promising Not To

- Twitter thread by Sarah Amy Harvard, the now ex-only-woman-reporter-of-color

TL;DR - Mic.com is a crap site that treats its people like crap. It doesn’t deserve your reblogs. On the plus side, it’s an aggregator, so I promise that news is somewhere else.